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Hi,

I like to know what do you guys tell to people or to some Office when they ask what kind of job do you do?

For example: Online trader,ebay seller ...

whats the best word for it?

Im filling up a form,there is a section that asks :

What sort of self-employed work do you do?

You can just tell people that you own your own business or that you are an entrepreneur.

simple: e-commerce.

Marketing for me.

A fighter - fight with eBay & PP lol :fight:

soho, or my own boss,

I say I'm a wringer outer for a one armed lesbian window cleaner. :pound:

To much Gray goose already ;)

i found out long ago that if you tell someone you sell on ebay then they automatically thik your a cheap ass trying to make a few dodgy £'s

i say i "i have my own business/s selling "add product line" online and to retail and trade customers

@tsmt, that's when you pull up in your solid car and threads with no cashflow problems - if they think that, that's their own problem...

Sounds to me like you want a "Cool" anwser for when the ladies Inevitably ask you the Quetion: "So What do you Do?",,If thats the Case tell them you are an: E-Commerce impresario,,,,If you want an Anwser to Fill out Various Legal forms Like Tax Returns, "Self Employed" is Fine

I own a few small (yet growing) companies :pound:

Just say your a upper class del boy with a computer :pound:

I am a sex instructor. :fight:

I just say I work from home, running my own business.

Reminds of the speech by Ben Afleck in Boiler Room...

I am still in the early stages of where I still have to do my real job to get by.

Kick a** yard sale momma

Get the heck outta my way.

:laugh:

Sandy, just say you're the Queen of your country.

I need one of those stickers for my van, get the hell out of the way or I will mow your butt over.

Can you imagine what some of the looks I would get if I put

Yard Sale Queen on a magnetic sign on the side of the van.

Tell them you deal in wholesale/retail goods through worldwide distributors and head the regional Shipping/Receiving divisions of the US Headquarters. They will just leave you alone since its too complicated anyway.

lol..

Kind of like those wedding announcement enhancements that the newspaper uses when talking about a bride and groom's jobs.

I saw one recently that said " Communications and visual Sales/Consulting expert for the walmart company USA."

COME ON...... That is a helper in the DVD area of electronics. I saw him there a few days later. Probably a part time temporary help position.

lol..

I tell people on my travels i'm a Freelancer. When in Ukraine I tell girls I'm a "biznisman", as they are unlikely to understand anything else.

When I tried to elaborate with one girl she said "So ze money comes out of ze computer?"

loooooooool

i know a guy who is a

transparent apperture cleansing manager

Did you take her home with you? :thumb:

Nope, she rushed home and started shaking her laptop to see what would come out :)

Online retailer....

online business :) aha :rolleyes:

And at that point, the hard drive failed.

self employed.

Daydream Believer :cheer:

Island vacation aficianado

i think the best one is: i make ZE money from ZE computer

im a sausage knotter

A online extraordinaire

porn star.

I really think I should take this career path.

The only thing I seem to really be able to apply myself to is chasing skirt.

Yeah ,specially with your beautiful lips and teeth :rolleyes:

Whats that got to do with been hung like a donkey on a promise

Amateur porn star! :thumb: