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HurricaneHuntr 11-27-2012 12:19 PM

Funny buyer stories
 
I just got an elaborate buyer story about how she can't pay for the item now she's bidding on... Because of medical reasons.


She just used buy it now on another account of mine to buy the item...


ahhh it's so hard not letting them get away with their lies. But i have to, at least get 1 sale!

BigCJ 11-27-2012 01:13 PM

The recent one that I had was:

"Hello, I am messaging you to inform you that I will not be able to pay for the item. (this is nov 9th mind you.) I am leaving on the 21th and I will be out of the state and going to Connecticut where I wont have internet access and be able to pay. Thank you"

Im sorry you wont have almost 2 weeks to pay for your item before your trip....:violin::violin:

oompaloompa 11-27-2012 02:15 PM

it might be true, so I have always not made a fuss...

I used it once as a seller haha, totally forgot the auctions existed as they were feedback generators, I apologised for delay with 'in hospital' and sending them out asap, got lots of 'it's ok, hope you feel better!' way to make me feel guilty!!!!

jamblix 11-28-2012 11:56 AM

Had a buyer ask me the other day if they could cancel their payment because they forgot they needed to get groceries :rolleyes:

TGMT² 11-28-2012 05:36 PM

Thread was cleaned up.

Topic is in the title. "Funny buyer stories"

Topic is not about what we do to non-paying buyers.

mercurial333 11-28-2012 08:07 PM

Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

stanislav 11-28-2012 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial333 (Post 396956)
Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

Hahahah ! Are you serious ??????

GreenBean 11-28-2012 08:14 PM

Running two accounts in the UK.

Listed the same item, a T shirt.

For obvious reasons, different backgrounds wording etc.

Cow of a buyer asked for a refund because the other listing looked better.
Refunded with pleasure
Mind she paid extra for delivery
:pound:

GreenBean 11-28-2012 08:16 PM

Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course
:violin:

mercurial333 11-28-2012 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stanislav (Post 396959)
Hahahah ! Are you serious ??????

Yep.


/10char

stanislav 11-28-2012 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial333 (Post 396966)
Yep.


/10char

Sorry I have to say this , what a MORON this person is. Only in America as they say!

stanislav 11-28-2012 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenBean™ (Post 396961)
Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course
:violin:

Hahahah! Was she planning to eat cornflakes with your tea spoon ?

oompaloompa 11-29-2012 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenBean™ (Post 396961)
Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course
:violin:

tell them to stir boiled egg water with it..that will get rid of tarnish as it will turn it nice and black..

GreenBean 11-29-2012 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oompaloompa (Post 397071)
tell them to stir boiled egg water with it..that will get rid of tarnish as it will turn it nice and black..

And have the spoon melt ?


:pound:

oompaloompa 11-29-2012 01:02 PM

no some chemical in egg, learnt the hard way

GreenBean 11-29-2012 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oompaloompa (Post 397110)
no some chemical in egg, learnt the hard way

Bless.

Dodgy spoon in 1st place

:pop2:

MM78 11-29-2012 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mercurial333 (Post 396956)
Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

Must have been their favorite Towel!


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