Funny buyer stories

[HurricaneHuntr]

I just got an elaborate buyer story about how she can't pay for the item now she's bidding on... Because of medical reasons.


She just used buy it now on another account of mine to buy the item...


ahhh it's so hard not letting them get away with their lies. But i have to, at least get 1 sale!

[BigCJ]

The recent one that I had was:

"Hello, I am messaging you to inform you that I will not be able to pay for the item. (this is nov 9th mind you.) I am leaving on the 21th and I will be out of the state and going to Connecticut where I wont have internet access and be able to pay. Thank you"

Im sorry you wont have almost 2 weeks to pay for your item before your trip....

[oompaloompa]

it might be true, so I have always not made a fuss...

I used it once as a seller haha, totally forgot the auctions existed as they were feedback generators, I apologised for delay with 'in hospital' and sending them out asap, got lots of 'it's ok, hope you feel better!' way to make me feel guilty!!!!

[jamblix]

Had a buyer ask me the other day if they could cancel their payment because they forgot they needed to get groceries

[TGMT²]

Thread was cleaned up.

Topic is in the title. "Funny buyer stories"

Topic is not about what we do to non-paying buyers.

[mercurial333]

Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

[stanislav]

Originally Posted by mercurial333

Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

Hahahah ! Are you serious ??????

[GreenBean]

Running two accounts in the UK.

Listed the same item, a T shirt.

For obvious reasons, different backgrounds wording etc.

Cow of a buyer asked for a refund because the other listing looked better.
Refunded with pleasure
Mind she paid extra for delivery

[GreenBean]

Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course

[mercurial333]

Originally Posted by stanislav

Hahahah ! Are you serious ??????

Yep.


/10char

[stanislav]

Originally Posted by mercurial333

Yep.


/10char

Sorry I have to say this , what a MORON this person is. Only in America as they say!

[stanislav]

Originally Posted by GreenBean™

Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course

Hahahah! Was she planning to eat cornflakes with your tea spoon ?

[oompaloompa]

Originally Posted by GreenBean™

Or, the I know everything buyer.....

um, that silver teaspoon looks tarnished. Is it OK?

Well yeah I did clean the cereal off it B4 taking the photo and I do state the hallmarks are around 1938... just a tad on the old side.

Have you two then?
for you, dear Buyer? Of course

tell them to stir boiled egg water with it..that will get rid of tarnish as it will turn it nice and black..

[GreenBean]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

tell them to stir boiled egg water with it..that will get rid of tarnish as it will turn it nice and black..

And have the spoon melt ?

[oompaloompa]

no some chemical in egg, learnt the hard way

[GreenBean]

Originally Posted by oompaloompa

no some chemical in egg, learnt the hard way

Bless.

Dodgy spoon in 1st place

[MM78]

Originally Posted by mercurial333

Amazon buyer returned item wrapped in a towel, then asked if I could send the towel back.

Lmao.

Must have been their favorite Towel!