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Default Funniest Threatening emails ive received yet...

This email is a COMPLETE joke I just had to let you guys read it for yourselves...

no this is NOT edited by me, this is how I received it.


This is XXX, exclusively seller for XXX and XXX.
We are registered trademark, and we are 100% sure that you do not have the correct products offered by our listing, especially for our branded XXX.

As we have to do everythign to protect our trademak and benefits, we hpe you can remove the listing you offered in XXX listings.
As a policy on amazon, any bueyrs could get refudn easily if the seller doesn't offer waht as described; or accoutn will be suspened if a ⊗⊗⊗⊗ item is offered to buyers.

We appreciate your cooperation, and hope to get your fast response..

Best Regards
Frank


Pure lolz I tell you...
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You should play along as an idiot with it for more lulz
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it never ends
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Do they not have spell check?
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Sorry typos drive me batty!
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This compnay is FUNNY as hell, how their sending me emails about wanted to buy 50x but asking if my stuff exactly matches the description...

using different accounts, these guys are cracking me up as I keep replying for stuff
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answer them in their own language
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This compnay is FUNNY as hell, how their sending me emails about wanted to buy 50x but asking if my stuff exactly matches the description...

using different accounts, these guys are cracking me up as I keep replying for stuff
Post the emails
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Please post the replies. I could use the laughs. There is nothing better than outsmarting dummies who think they are smart.
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hello, seller,

want to make sure you have the xxx and also the xxx as shown in picture to ship before the purchase.

we need like at least 50 pcs for the first time, please let me know asap so that I could place the order.

thanks

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These guys refuse to give up

HelloC Seller,

this is xxx exclusive offer:
1. authentic xxx (security code)
2. xxx
please be notified xxx is a registrated trademark in USA. we are 100% sure taht you are offering items not as we described, however, we have to buy some of your items to confirm your shipment, and report to amazon.

please kindly remove your item before we do that.

thanks

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Sounds Chinese?
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I think they are but they are supposedly based in TX. They cant spell to save their lives though
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yeah, I smell B.S all the way around on their emails.
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You should adjust the warnings and send them back asking them to remove their listing..
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^^^ good one, ill do that next time
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lol what are u selling
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keep telling him you removed them over and over each time they contact you and see what he says, his head might explode..
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His name is rong. When u reply you should use the name 'rite'
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also tell him he sounds sexy and you should meet up...
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