Is there a quick and easy way to get yourself banned by ebay?

[pinkies]

A bit of a strange request I know

But for a couple of reasons, I'd like to do it.

Any ideas?

I'd rather not go down the route of listing lots of VERO items. Or is that the best way?

Perhaps going on a mad bidding frenzy and bidding on everything on ebay would work.

[GreenBean]

Going on a mad bidding spree and not paying for items is a good way to screw sellers. Care to tell me your user name so I can block your bids?
The forum gets a really stupid post every now and then. Yours gets the prize tonight.

[Sammi007]

List a car, some cell phones, big screen TV's maybe even a boat...make sure you have 0 feedback...you'll get banned in no time...