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BillyHayward 08-14-2018 03:04 PM

how to make girlfriend?
 
how to make girlfriend

JamesNorth101 08-14-2018 03:07 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Find the DNA of someone you like

Put it in a test jar

Pop it in the fridge

Wait 18 years

Reap the rewards

nate 08-14-2018 03:13 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
You can get them made how ever you want, literally... So if your looking for a creative way to spend PP money...

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/

JamesNorth101 08-14-2018 03:16 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Well that is one way to cash out a stealth PayPal

oompaloompa 08-14-2018 03:24 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
thing is, I have a creepy feeling it is more like the question/sentence got cut short.

as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
or, how to make girlfriend a happy 12th birthday card?

more examples would amuse me.....

nate 08-14-2018 03:25 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
You could get me on a roll with this topic... Do you like anime?

http://animefantasydoll.com/silicone...al-life-dolls/

JamesNorth101 08-14-2018 03:25 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oompaloompa (Post 937095)
as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?

Somewhere along the line you would need a very large blender

Im sure eBay could come in handy for that

slokor 08-14-2018 03:27 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Soon enough youll be able to print one out with a 3D printer.

nate 08-14-2018 03:33 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
LMFAO....


I hope my wife doesnt look through my google history... She has a bad habit of doing that... I'm blaming OP if she does.

Sunspot144 08-14-2018 03:59 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Don't let Jarsky see that

H4ck 08-14-2018 05:07 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nate (Post 937100)
LMFAO....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvC0...has_verified=1

I hope my wife doesnt look through my google history... She has a bad habit of doing that... I'm blaming OP if she does.

I hope instead of sex dolls,

we can make human cloning very affordable......so affordable where I can just go to the store and clone my favorite p0rnstars at a certain age.

put a price on beauty........all the ugly girls will be the more budget worthy cloning prices.......

and also augment and modify their genetics on the screen also...........where I can say I want her to be this tall with this cup size.....and this race.....

therefore human extinction will no longer be an issue since we can clone people....

kill off all the uglies in this world, and now only clone and produce genetically superior genes and good looking people forever.

maybe even do surgical operations to move your brain from one body to a younger cloned body.......

slokor 08-14-2018 07:41 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Now I really do wonder what Jarsky looks like.
From the way youre posting here sounds like you would have Blond hair blue eyes and speak fluent early 1930's German.

dallis 08-14-2018 07:50 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
That's really... appalling.

GreenBean 08-14-2018 07:58 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oompaloompa (Post 937095)
thing is, I have a creepy feeling it is more like the question/sentence got cut short.

as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
or, how to make girlfriend a happy 12th birthday card?

more examples would amuse me.....

What if the thread title had a typo?

We’ll get Ebayorbust to sort this.

:pound:

Canadianleaf 08-14-2018 09:35 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Buy one on Runescape

rsot 08-14-2018 10:05 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
⊗⊗⊗⊗ it until you make it OP

mine 08-15-2018 04:32 AM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
Wouldn't you prefer a real flesh and blood human girlfriend? I'm sure there are plenty of single girls out there.

GreenBean 08-15-2018 04:43 AM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
:faint:
Quote:

Originally Posted by mine (Post 937220)
Wouldn't you prefer a real flesh and blood human girlfriend? I'm sure there are plenty of single girls out there.

C’mon. HTF do we know what the OP looks like?

Lot of effort needed for education.

:pound:

phaz0rz 08-15-2018 11:14 AM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 

Beautiful 08-15-2018 02:26 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
1 part girl
1 part friend

Shaken, not stirred

dallis 08-15-2018 03:58 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
If it hadn't been phaz I wouldn't have clicked on the link... someone spent a lot of time writing that - obviously someone without a girlfriend. Guys who have a woman don't have that much free time on their hands :)

Sunspot144 08-15-2018 04:10 PM

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 
I assumed it was written by a girl. It should be retitled 'Make me Laugh and Carry My $hit'


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