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how to make girlfriend?
 

how to make girlfriend

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 

Find the DNA of someone you like

Put it in a test jar

Pop it in the fridge

Wait 18 years

Reap the rewards

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You can get them made how ever you want, literally... So if your looking for a creative way to spend PP money...

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/

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Well that is one way to cash out a stealth PayPal

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thing is, I have a creepy feeling it is more like the question/sentence got cut short.

as in, how to make girlfriend in to a burger?
or, how to make girlfriend a happy 12th birthday card?

more examples would amuse me.....

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You could get me on a roll with this topic... Do you like anime?

http://animefantasydoll.com/silicone...al-life-dolls/

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Somewhere along the line you would need a very large blender

Im sure eBay could come in handy for that

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Soon enough youll be able to print one out with a 3D printer.

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LMFAO....


I hope my wife doesnt look through my google history... She has a bad habit of doing that... I'm blaming OP if she does.

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Don't let Jarsky see that

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I hope instead of sex dolls,

we can make human cloning very affordable......so affordable where I can just go to the store and clone my favorite p0rnstars at a certain age.

put a price on beauty........all the ugly girls will be the more budget worthy cloning prices.......

and also augment and modify their genetics on the screen also...........where I can say I want her to be this tall with this cup size.....and this race.....

therefore human extinction will no longer be an issue since we can clone people....

kill off all the uglies in this world, and now only clone and produce genetically superior genes and good looking people forever.

maybe even do surgical operations to move your brain from one body to a younger cloned body.......

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Now I really do wonder what Jarsky looks like.
From the way youre posting here sounds like you would have Blond hair blue eyes and speak fluent early 1930's German.

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That's really... appalling.

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What if the thread title had a typo?

We’ll get Ebayorbust to sort this.

:pound:

Re: how to make girlfriend?
 

Buy one on Runescape

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⊗⊗⊗⊗ it until you make it OP

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Wouldn't you prefer a real flesh and blood human girlfriend? I'm sure there are plenty of single girls out there.

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:faint:C’mon. HTF do we know what the OP looks like?

Lot of effort needed for education.

:pound:

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:pop2:


How to Get a Girlfriend (with Pictures)

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1 part girl
1 part friend

Shaken, not stirred

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If it hadn't been phaz I wouldn't have clicked on the link... someone spent a lot of time writing that - obviously someone without a girlfriend. Guys who have a woman don't have that much free time on their hands :)

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I assumed it was written by a girl. It should be retitled 'Make me Laugh and Carry My $hit'

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Make money, flaunt it, profit.

WARNING: GF may become stalker
WARNING: GF may figure out your ebay routine
WARNING: GF may put you on the maury show and you may not be the father
WARNING: GF will most likely spend all of your money
WARNING: GF May not actually be your GF

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was thinking my next roleplay scene should be an older milf walking in on me doing her "daughter" and she gets turned on and joins in.......

try getting your girlfriend to get involved in some of my fantasies......

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Dad then walks in and decides to use your as his GF.... :)

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if dad came in it would be one big family swinger orgy.......

https://y.yarn.co/cd6cceeb-d06a-4318...screenshot.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1F-KmYe-74w/hqdefault.jpg

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I met up with a Mexican milf today and she hit the spot for 200 bucks doing all the freaky stuff I wanted.

First she did a role play of coming over and confronting me about sneaking to her house and supposedly seeing her sleep with another man and she seduced me into keeping it a secret.

Rode me in top with her huge natural melons and French kissing me and saying all the nasty things I needed her to say and blew my load all over her.

And have it all on video so I can enjoy it over and over again.

I definitely will call her back again and again.

Will have to call a younger girl to play my daughter mother fantasy in bed with a threesome.

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^^^^^^
http://i65.tinypic.com/mh8x9i.jpg

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I vote for the traditional way but you't have to sacrifice a rib of yours for that.

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French kissing a $200 escort... living life to the fullest

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I M going to call another white milf over to my place today I am trying to think of something really freaky..... :coffee:

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Sex dolls are the new big thing. Never refuse, never answer back and minimum upkeep.

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...yikes #wherehasthatmouthbeen

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as long as they brush their teeth and keep good hygiene......its no different than touching doorknobs......

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yes but touching doorknobs actually happens....

stuff that happens vs next instalment of stuff that never happened..........

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Re: how to make girlfriend?
 

Be comfortable alone. You don't have to try to act cool or be a try hard; just be loose.
Help someone. ...
Approach tons of girls on a consistent basis. ...
Avoid being afraid to fail. ...
Avoid giving yourself time to make excuses. ...
Keep having fun. ...
Be yourself to the extreme. ...
Network.

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Ive never made a girlfriend but I'd assume you need a 3D printer to start.

That gets you your physical attributes all set up.
If you care about personality... uh well. Don't know how to help with that.

For me personally I just play my dating sim games.

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I don't know what you guys have against a breathing body of flesh and blood. Really, girls aren't that bad.