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"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

In some parts of the world, they cut a finger off everytime you steal something. One guy had no fingers left.

That guy is the CEO of eBay.

I'm not wearing panties.

I don't like it when I post a new listing, then 5 minutes later I have 6 views. At first I thought it was me because I review listings several times to make sure there are no mistakes, but this time was a re-listing, so I had no need to go back to it, but it's already got 6 views. Could that be eBay looking at my listings? Makes me nervous.

Or maybe eBay has gotten extremely better with listing visibility, because now I have 8 views, 2 watchers, and 1 bid inside of 10 minutes. I actually keep a closer eye on gmail then I do eBay since gmail will update if I get a email like a take-down so maybe that's why I never noticed. The last time I checked, it took hours for my listings to become visible. *shrugs*

Why do my wireless mice always eat through batteries like the 40 stone man in McDonalds?

**** **** **** ****
mother mother mothe****er
mother mother mothe****er
**** mothe****er mothe****er
noinch noinch noinch
1 2 3 1 2 3 4
noinch noinch noinch
smoking weed
smoking weed
doin coke
drinking beers
drinking beers beers beers
rolling fatties
smoking blunts
Who smoke the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!
rollin blunts
ah..let me get a nickle bag
15 bucks little man..
put that **** in my hand..
if the money doesn't show
then you owe me owe me ow
My jungle love...
Owe OWe OWE
I think I wanna know ya...

One thing I like about this site - it automatically blanks out profanities and the word f a k e.

That was a song from a movie by the way...shrug felt like it.

Haha, great movie!!!

Why don't you guys post on twitter instead..:)

It's better than spamming the aspkin forum...

Burning, stick to your good informative posts and don't start with the twitter and gossip postings =P

@rsot Haha that scene always cracks me up.

Blurt out anything thread huh, well I guess this is a better time than any to profess my love of marijuana. Yes, I smoke weed, I love it and I'm happy to say it!

Actually I'm high on some Tokyo Kush right now, it smells like grape and has a hint of pineapple flavor.

Come on baby take a chance with us, come and take a ride in a blue bus... come on baby take a chance with us, come and take a ride in a blue bus, come and take a ride in a blue bus, COME ON BABY TAKE A CHANCE WITH US, COME AND TAKE A RIDE IN A BLUE BUS!!! COME OOON BAAAABYY!!!!... COME OOON BAAAABYY!!!!... GONNA LOVE YA ALLL NIGHT YEEEAAAAH!!!

Aaaahhh, feels so much better now, what a nice thread.

Just remind me what movie this is from...

buntz, try this one...remember it?..I actually could do it back in the day..

Young Mc - Know How Lyrics

Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man
Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand
Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Young
But so you think that it's your destiny
To get the best of me, but I suggest to be
Quiet, bro', don't even try it from the east and west of me
Takin' it and never breakin' it or even shakin' it
Groovin' it and always movin' it, cuz I'm not fakin' it
Pullin' out rhymes like books off the shelf
Born in England, raised in Hollis, taught to go for myself
This is stone cold rhymin', no frills, no fluffs
And it's no accident that these rhymes sound tough
I'm goin' off, baby, there's no turnin' back
I'm on your TV, on your album, cassette and 8-track
And when the show is finally finished I'll be takin' my bow
My name is Young, and yo I got know-how, you know what I'm sayin'?

I got know-how
Party people, I got know...how
I kick it just like this...

I got juice like the president, I'm makin' rappers hesitant
Invite me to your house and I'll be chillin' like a resident
Yes, cuz I'm that type of man
Cuz I make myself at home no matter where I am
I got it rollin' like thunder, makin' y'all wonder
Why I'm on top with all the other rappers under
I make no errors, mistakes or blunders
It's like a wedding, let no man put asunder
My name is Young MC, I like to rock mic well
Cuz when I get up on the mic I just release my spell
It's no hocus-pocus, I'll just get you into focus
And swarm all over you just like a horde of locusts
Smooth operator, female persuader

Spot a fly girl and in a week I'm gonna date her
I got the kind of style for the here and the now
And I can do it cuz I got know-how, you know what I'm sayin'?

I got know-how
Party people, I got know...how
Bust it!

MC's I'll ruin, cuz I know what I'm doin'
I'll treat 'em like doublemint gum and start chewin'
I spit 'em out when the flavour's gone
And I repeat the chewin' practice 'til the break of dawn
Cuz I'm tough like a bone, sly like Stallone
Rockin' and clockin' on the microphone
Smooth like a mirror, in hearts I strike terror
Rhymes like runs and hits with no errors
Cold like a blizzard, on the mic I am the wizard
With the funky fresh rhymes comin' out of my gizzard
Never sneezin', never coughin', I rock the mic often
Hard as a rock and no sign I'll soften
Makin' sure I get respect, on my mind rhymes connect
I start to build like a builder from a architect
Movin' all around, above and under the ground
You see my face, and then you hear my sound
Comin' atcha with the mic in hand
I'm gonna take command just the way I planned
Cuz I'm a one-man band and you are my fan
Don't you understand? I'm like Superman
Yeah, the Man of Steel, don't you know the deal?
You better be for real, I got sex appeal
This is what I feel, and this here's my vow
And now you know the brother with know-how, you know what I'm sayin'?

I got know-how...and I'm chillin', never illin'
In my mouth I got two fillin's...whatever!
I'm on the mic, cold stone gettin' over
My name is Young MC, known as the fly casanova, kick it...

Wow you really went out of your way to dig this one up. lol Yeah that's an old one.

That's the Doors "the end" I only listen to rock once in a while after a couple drinks.

well you cant beat the oldies ..better than Ra Ra Roma-ma ma GaGa, Oh la-la. or whatever the heg it is......

I'm a grown ass straight male.... And I have no problem admitting that I love Lady Gaga's music. That is all.

It's been proven apples do a better job of waking you up in the morning than coffee.