Posting Etiquette

[sax4]

I would like to try and encourage people on this forum to use proper grammar, punctuation, paragraphing etc in order to be understood and get the best out of the forum.

My written English isn't great, but I do understand the concept of a paragraph to make my reading not too hard on the eyes.

It's this kind of thing that I struggle with:

"Hey i av a problem wif ebay basicly what is they limited me acount then i opened another den dey limited that one i ogt me sister to open one dey limited hers 2 den i foned eb and said wtf dey ask what me name i say george smith dey say, george it says u are 78yrsold but u don't sound it, i tells them i old man but got squeaky voice, dey tell me to send documentz igets my gramps to send his pension book but tippex out his name & right mine instead, they said i is no gud and band 4 life. ineed to get back on eby, i sell genyouin iphones that i dropship from Vietnam, where am i goin wrong"

All non-English speaking people are excluded, but English speakers there is no excuse!

[GTB]

sax you spell checked this didnt you lol

[LoopHole]

I try to encourage my self to stop typing in chat/text message form. I cannot tell you how many times i wrote a paper in school and used "u" instead of you. Or used "b/c" instead of because. And the list goes on and on and on..... and on... anddd on.

[GTB]

if ppl understand you its okay

but not everyone does understand on here so sax is right

[sax4]

Its alright in text box, because we all talk ****e in there anyway.

Some posts I can't even motivate myself to read though, maybe people think the same about mine

[GTB]

tell ya what makes me just read the end part of a post.....

when theres no paragraphs

big chunk of text just seems like a huge task

[oge]

Super funny sax!!!!

Just imagine how many PM's I get that's just like that. LOL!!!

[rsot]

Sax4 duly noted )

[GTB]

Originally Posted by sax4

"Hey i av a problem wif ebay basicly what is they limited me acount then i opened another den dey limited that one i ogt me sister to open one dey limited hers 2 den i foned eb and said wtf dey ask what me name i say george smith dey say, george it says u are 78yrsold but u don't sound it, i tells them i old man but got squeaky voice, dey tell me to send documentz igets my gramps to send his pension book but tippex out his name & right mine instead, they said i is no gud and band 4 life. ineed to get back on eby, i sell genyouin iphones that i dropship from Vietnam, where am i goin wrong"

PMSL thats joke man...:D laughing out loud!!!!!

sax i didn't even see that bit...see i completely ignored that bit coz it was a chunk lol

[GrannyT]

Originally Posted by sax4

"Hey i av a problem wif ebay basicly what is they limited me acount then i opened another den dey limited that one i ogt me sister to open one dey limited hers 2 den i foned eb and said wtf dey ask what me name i say george smith dey say, george it says u are 78yrsold but u don't sound it, i tells them i old man but got squeaky voice, dey tell me to send documentz igets my gramps to send his pension book but tippex out his name & right mine instead, they said i is no gud and band 4 life. ineed to get back on eby, i sell genyouin iphones that i dropship from Vietnam, where am i goin wrong"

yeah but - licke wots the probllem bruv? mackes good sensse to me

[GTB]

lol i always knew you was a chav at heart GT

[GrannyT]

Yeah me cool - init

[GTB]

yeahman u nuff cool innit

respeck GT..your killin it today yakno

[GrannyT]

[SUVE]

^^

bloomin heck, a few secret chavs upon here lol

[they_screwed_me_too]

tha wot ol cock ?

[Elijah]

It is so irritating. Wot-wot?

[they_screwed_me_too]

th dunt no wot that talkin abart lad

[rsot]

UK clowns takin' ova

[GrannyT]

Where did the lumber jack come from? nah wot I meen anat?

[rsot]

Let's learn some UK slang...go /listening mode on

[Elijah]

I knew that you guys wouldn't get the stiff lipped, upper class twit reference in the second half of my statement... I thought that the more "experienced" (yeh, euphemism...) people like GrannyT might understand it straight away though.