Try being like a politician. Don't answer questions, and if you do, make it the ones you want. I managed a whole conversation like this last week. I was returning a boxing glove that arrived without a box! Post office lady: I think I served you yesterday. You sent something to the USA? Do you sell on the internet? My daughter is thinking about it. Me: Tell her to be careful. My brother had some trouble with that. Post office lady: Really? Oh dear. Is this something you've sold? It's a very unusual shape. Me: Yes, he paid someone for something and it didn't turn up. It happens a lot. Post office lady: Who? Me: My brother...
She looked confused and just carried on in silence. It was funny.
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