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Just Got left $780 Grand From Dad
 

My step dad past away last week from cancer and I inherited $780,000 usd of his life savings and the house and cars.What kinda good low risk business should I start up with good gain potential? Please don't say casinos betting on black or red. How could I double or triple this amount quickly? What would you do?

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this should be interesting :smash:

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I wouldn't be asking here for one. Hope this helps.

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Move to Bangkok and retire end of story

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Invest. Spread eggs out. Take your time. Plan things carefully. Don't rush into anything.

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Yea but what is there to do in bangkok for fun?

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use ur imagination.

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Put it in a broad market index fund, compounded yearly at 8% you'll have $1,146,075.90 in the account in 5 years without having to put anything else in the account.

Or 1,683,961.50 in 10 years.
Or 2,474,291.91 in 15 years.
etc

https://www.investor.gov/additional-...est-calculator

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Condolences for your loss. Always hard loosing a grandparent

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The price of gold and oil is low at the moment.

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I'd open a Subway restaurant and invest the rest in gold or silver.

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I have this special charity called Jarsky in need......you should donate to that charity I heard he does wonders in that charity.

hes known to build lots and lots of fast food restaurants in ghetto neighborhoods to give access to poor people for food.

bring all the ghetto kids to eat tons of beans from chipotle then.....

get a special bus and brings all the poor kids from the ghetto neighborhood to the mall to fart on santas lap when asking for wishes during christmas time.

then afterwards we all go to the nearest candy store to rot their teeth with sour candy and no teeth brushing......

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^^Not viable. Food stamps can't be spent on fast food. Your new franchises would go under. :P

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am a very charitable man........thou shalt sacrifice bankruptcy for the good of mankind.

I will even let homeless people sleep inside and pitch tents during business hours. make sure the smells crowd the entire restaurant.

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then all of us and the ghetto kids will open a foster home called the phucken bich of foster homes.

to house all the poor children from unfortunate circumstances and buy nothing but candy and chocolate and pizza and have willy wonka and michael jackson be the leader of the foster home.

since michael was clearly not guilty wink wink....:thumb:

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I let my imagination run wild......=)

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I'll open up the dentist office across the street. Please just make sure to keep your orphans enrolled in Medicaid.

lol this is getting pretty far out there. I see being scolded for sex talk has left your imagination at a loss.

Oh wait wacko Jacko is dead

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This forum has certain "boundaries" the mods don't want you to be very creative in your thought process and express it openly.......aspkin.com is 1 step closer to north korea.....

I have admins breathing down my back on every post in every part of the forum......I feel like I am in some type of supermax prison.......they are waiting for me to drop the gum so they can give me like a warning.......

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Thinking of changing my name to James Khan or James Putin

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I find them relatively easy to get along with.

But I also don't post long drawn out sexual fantasies on an e-commerce forum. :P

I'm picturing the mod forum about a week ago : ok guys jarsky is getting too cringey it's time for us to do something

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they cant handle standing with me on cloud 9 in the sky......its too much for them.

they are sheep........they follow and get slaughtered......


I am the black sheep........I get on that tiger and start going........dont hold back....

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It certainly is.
You fat?

I waste a lot of time going down interweb rabbit holes, and it often leaves me feeling depressed.