Funniest neutrals/positives & negative feedback

[NZT]

Anyway here is the link.

Some great feedback left

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...erid=andy46477

[cortex]

Brilliant!

I used to leave people random feedback too..usually randomly chosen lines from Lewis Carol books

This ones my favourite :
NEGATIVE: though you did nothing wrong, let this negative feedback teach you that the universe is arbitrary & unfair.

[diamonda]

Originally Posted by Saw

ha ha that sounds like andy46477.In the early days you could leave feedback without buying anything.

in what context?? how could you leave fb without entering into a transaction?

[NZT]

was ebay early days.

[diamonda]

^^^ i know, but still the question remains- in what context could feedback be left FOR anyone BY anyone?! Surely thre field would have to be narrowed somehow you couldn't just go around leaving any fb for any random memeber??!

[rsot]

New positive: "Beautiful item but when I went to the bathroom I slipped off of the bowl - help would have been nice"

[NZT]

Diamonda let me see if I can answer your questions to your satisfaction.

Oh wait, I cant really be bothered . Regards.

[diamonda]

?! what a lovely response :roll:
thought it was a pretty obvious question for anyone to ask who registered on ebay since after... oooooh.........the year 2000??!

[Elfquest]

I've found a seller with very rude replies to negative feedback. Don't understand how they are still selling, but my jaw was on the floor reading their feedback and i couldn't help to laugh at how bad some where. Can i post an Ebay-link?

[JJGold]

Originally Posted by Elfquest

I've found a seller with very rude replies to negative feedback. Don't understand how they are still selling, but my jaw was on the floor reading their feedback and i couldn't help to laugh at how bad some where. Can i post an Ebay-link?

Sure, but identify it as a eBay link.

[Johnson1]

Buyer: Had to send diamond back as it was chipped, bad seller

Seller: You forgot to tell everyone that you hit it with a hammer, IDIOT

[slapped]

Originally Posted by rsot

I got this one on an account recently:

NEGATIVE: Opened the box and my hemorrhoids hurt. Out of ointment.

Makes me wanna ask wht the hell are you sellin???

[rsot]

Wasnt for ointment at all - it was a gijoe toy at the time...maybe...the buyer had other ideas for the Cobra Commander figure I think it was ha

[Elfquest]

Here is the EB link: Feedback profile

[Elfquest]

Some are really bad:

Buyer: these nails r flimsy an poor quality. they all snapped on 1st day of wear
Reply by seller:100's sold without any problem, maybe it was just your sausage fingers!!!

Buyer: Very very thin material so you can see straight throught the back
Reply: I think u might be kidding yourself into thinking u are a size 8-12!!

Buyer: They sent me a key ring drill, that looked like a toy from a cracker.
Reply : IT WAS METAL! EXPECTING WHAT EXACTLY FOR £1.99 WITH FREE P&P? A REAL DRILL!!!!!!

Buyer: the dress was made out of paper, it will rip the first time it is used.
Reply: Are you on something, how is the dress made out of paper?? Blocked!!!

Buyer: my keyring fall down the floor after broken that bullet screw.
Reply: If you spoke English properly you might have emailed us to resolve the issue!!!!

Buyer: Description confusing I thought I was getting the horse print.
Reply: HOW IS EBAY'S DROP DOWN MENU CONFUSSING, GO BACK 2 SCHOOL & LEARN 2 READ!!!!!!!

And this seller is a top rated seller!