Funniest neutrals/positives & negative feedback

[Thankful]

I found this site as i was searching for feedback requests and such.

Found some really funny feedback which people actually get.

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but seller didn't poke holes in box before shipping kitten.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add more horsepower as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Darned dog won't hunt! Thought "stuffed dog" meant you fed it and it was full!

NEUTRAL: Very nice, but monkey costume is size 34, not the size 63 as listed.

NEGATIVE: Everything I could hope for but Postman made me sign for it at the post office. Such Hassel!

NEGATIVE: though u did nothing wrong, let this negative feedback teach you that the universe is arbitrary & unfair.

NEGATIVE: Buying this 1999 Space lunchbox failed to fill the empty void in my life like I hoped it would.

NEGATIVE: Bought this item for my cousin with cancer. Item never arrived and now my cousin is dead!

NEGATIVE: Item arrived in a Ford Pinto which quickly blew up with my item inside it!

NEUTRAL:Seller sent it so fast that I peed my pants. Now I have to get new trousers.

NEGATIVE: Ordered item last year. Never recv'd & long since gave up hope. Arrived in mail today.

NEGATIVE: Item never recv'd. No response from seller. I'm out $! Other than that, great transaction.

NEGATIVE: Ordered makeup & revd quickly. But my brother says I am still ugly. Product obviously does not work!

NEGATIVE: no warranty on car! damaged with use! seller will not refund my money.. BEWARE!
Reply from Seller: You drove the car into a brick car... UM, hellllllooooo!

NEGATIVE: How long does shipping have 2 take? Ordered last week & paid for express delivery! Still not recvd.
Reply from Seller: Hmmm.... shipping will take FOREVER because you paid the wrong person!

NEUTRALThere was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+

NEUTRALDid you ever see the movie YOU SUCK? I'm sure you have. You own it.

POSITIVEthe box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it

POSITIVE"I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs"


Theres threads all over the web

[bigbill]

HAHA just had a right laugh reading these - cheered up my last hour of work in the office!!

[boondoggle]

"NEGATIVE: though u did nothing wrong, let this negative feedback teach you that the universe is arbitrary & unfair."
LOL!

[Thankful]

I was laughing my head off in my university lecture loool

[WaterBottle]

Hilarious thread haha made my day!

[SUVE]

Here are a few more:

Buyer:
Not New conditon, Looks like DEMO poor package not origianal grips....bad seller.
Seller:
then file a dispute and send them back, dumbass.

Buyer:
Relisted # returned defective item-no disclosure; "Condition" false
Seller:
this RICHARD is an absolute FOOL. go to H e double hockey sticks, RICHARD!!!!!!!

Buyer:
Seller did not return calls.
Seller:
THE DUMB DONKEY NEVER LEFT A VOICE MAIL. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buyer:
unfortunately couldn't receive item.
Seller:
because you never fricking paid for it, idiot!

Buyer:
Communication was not very personal.
Seller:
Are you kidding me?! Really? Grow up douche bag!

Buyer:
Item as described in new condition - RETURN POLICY VERY SUSPECT!
Seller:
how the F is it suspect? you are a RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buyer:
item returned.
Seller:
dumb donkey!

This eBay Seller is still going strong though....

[GTB]

PMSL

some quality ones in there man

NEGATIVE: Bought this item for my cousin with cancer. Item never arrived and now my cousin is dead!

NEGATIVE: Item never recv'd. No response from seller. I'm out $! Other than that, great transaction.

POSITIVE"I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs"

NEUTRALThere was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+

[moneyhustler88]

looool at the peed my pants one. i'm feeling like that right now, i bought a blackberry screen protector off ebay and the sellers sent it to the wrong address twice!! been waiting 2 weeks

[GTB]

just read these out to the wifey

shes laughin hard

more joke on the forum pls

[Thankful]

Keeping the misses laughing is always a good thing

Yeah we all need to chill out sometimes and lighten up a little - some of the threads on the forum are always tense lol

[rsot]

I got this one on an account recently:

NEGATIVE: Opened the box and my hemorrhoids hurt. Out of ointment.

[MM78]

@rsot, maybe the buyer wanted you to rub his tush also! lol

[GTB]

yeah you know it tanx

[eternity4u]

I had to laugh at 2am in the night....was very funny.....lolzzz

[WaterBottle]

I showed my misses too she loved it LooooooooooooooooL

[jamcocktail21]

That's funny Thanks Thankful

[audiosoft]

Very hiliarious! Thanks for the thread

[simonsuds]

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

WAIT,....WHAT??? LOL

[Santi]

I think this is the funniest! lol!!!

NEGATIVE: Ordered makeup & revd quickly. But my brother says I am still ugly. Product obviously does not work!

[MM78]

Originally Posted by simonsuds

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

WAIT,....WHAT??? LOL

hahaha, what you selling? lol.

[Shinji takeda]

Originally Posted by Santi

I think this is the funniest! lol!!!

yes, crazy..
make me laugh at 2 pm...

[NZT]

ha ha that sounds like andy46477.

In the early days you could leave feedback without buying anything.

If you search for andy46477 feedback it brings up the feedback page and replies from people such as "who is this guy?"