More moron buyers, wants to return because he can't resell for a profit plus more

[ovidiu]

Let's hope they all get cancer in 2016. Not usually a nasty person, but I know I've personally given sellers weeks to take care of stuff (on expensive orders) and these imbeciles fly off the handle on a 50 buck item that wasn't "as dreamed" (should be a new choice when filing a claim).

[wtfebay]

Yup...sold 80 dollar items and gotten ragged by idiots. Sold 4000 dollar items and praised. Tell me how it makes sense...

[ovidiu]

The 80 buck person is a cheapass looking for a bargain, the $4000 person is emotionally invested in the item and doesn't want to feel like a moron or feel like he got ripped off. Of course, the 4K person probably also actually READ the listing thoroughly and knew what he wanted, but that's sort of besides the point. It's a very real psychological phenomenon and why marketing experts insist small businesses shouldn't compete on price alone.

[dealagreeproceed]

Originally Posted by ovidiu

Let's hope they all get cancer in 2016.

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[Onion]

How to make an idiot buyers read your products description. Follow these seven steps!

1) Put "PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION" in the title
2) Put "PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION" in the subtitles.
3) Make sure to display your title in bold.
4) Message them a copy of your entire product description.
5) E-Mail them a copy of your products description.
6) FedEx overnight them a copy of your products description
7) Then catch a flight to their town, so you can explain your products description.

[write]

@onion lol

you forgot hold their hands too. Because, they are not listening to your voice.
and add a box of tissues for when you hurt their precious feelings

[ovidiu]

Starting to sound like one of those hurt feelings protests the libtards are holding at PNW Universities.

[rsot]

Who's paying for the flight?